Warren Cook-Shy Girl

Mrs. Shaw-Kate

Cathy McCarthy-Shy Girl


Warren's dad-Alan

Warren's mom-Catherine


Warren Cook was caught making a fake VHS opening at school.


Mrs. Shaw: Okay class. It's time to write a 500 page book report.

Warren Cook: That's boring!

Mrs. Shaw: Warren, do you mean that?

Warren Cook: No! It's fun! Besides, my voice is Shy Girl because I got grounded and my good impostor's voice is Brian because he fixes all my fake VHS openings.

Mrs. Shaw: That's better Warren. I'm leaving the room and you better work on your report.

Warren Cook: Screw the report! 

(a few minutes ago)

Cathy McCarthy: Oh no! What has Warren done?

Mrs. Shaw: What's wrong Cathy?

Cathy McCarthy: Warren just uploaded the opening to Wall-E 1985 VHS Real Not Fake!

Mrs. Shaw: Warren, how dare you refuse to do you work make a fake VHS opening instead! That's it! Go to the principal's office!

(at office)

Principal: So Warren, why are you in my office?

Warren Cook: It's because I was caught making a fake VHS opening.

Principal: Oh my god! Warren, how could you! That's it! You are expelled for the whole year!

(at home)

Warren's dad: Warren, how dare you get expelled for making the opening to Wall-E 1985 VHS Real Not Fake! You know that opening is fake! Wall-E did not come out in 1985! It came out in 2008!

Warren's mom: That's it! You are grounded for 12 days! Go to your room now while I fix this VHS opening!

Warren Cook (running upstairs): (Buzz Lightyear's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound)