Warren Cook-Shy Girl
Cathy McCarthy-Shy Girl
Warren Cook was caught making a fake VHS opening at school.
Mrs. Shaw: Okay class. It's time to write a 500 page book report.
Warren Cook: That's boring!
Mrs. Shaw: Warren, do you mean that?
Warren Cook: No! It's fun! Besides, my voice is Shy Girl because I got grounded and my good impostor's voice is Brian because he fixes all my fake VHS openings.
Mrs. Shaw: That's better Warren. I'm leaving the room and you better work on your report.
Warren Cook: Screw the report!
(a few minutes ago)
Cathy McCarthy: Oh no! What has Warren done?
Mrs. Shaw: What's wrong Cathy?
Cathy McCarthy: Warren just uploaded the opening to Wall-E 1985 VHS Real Not Fake!
Mrs. Shaw: Warren, how dare you refuse to do you work make a fake VHS opening instead! That's it! Go to the principal's office!
Principal: So Warren, why are you in my office?
Warren Cook: It's because I was caught making a fake VHS opening.
Principal: Oh my god! Warren, how could you! That's it! You are expelled for the whole year!
Warren's dad: Warren, how dare you get expelled for making the opening to Wall-E 1985 VHS Real Not Fake! You know that opening is fake! Wall-E did not come out in 1985! It came out in 2008!
Warren's mom: That's it! You are grounded for 12 days! Go to your room now while I fix this VHS opening!
Warren Cook (running upstairs): (Buzz Lightyear's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound)