Police Officer-Wise Guy
Warren Cook illegally crossed the USA/Mexican border all because he wanted to go to Mexico.
Warren: I'm going to cross the USA/Mexican border to go to Mexico!
(after crossing the border)
Warren: I'm in Mexico.
Border Patrolman: Excuse me, young man? Did you jump over the fence?
Warren: I did but who are you and what do you mean?
Border Patrolman: I'm Carlos and you see that I'm Mexican. That fence you just jumped over is actually the USA/Mexican Border. Are you Mexican like me?
Border Patrolman: Let me see your professionship.
(Border Patrolman looks to see that Warren is not a Mexican)
Border Patrolman: Warren Cook! I'm going to call the American officers to take you to back to America! You're going to jail in America!
Warren: Don't let them take me back to America!
Border Patrolman: Hello, Warren Cook just crossed the USA/Mexican Border! Can you send him back to America? Thanks, bye!
Police Officer; Come with me!
(back in America)
Police Officer: You're back in America and are placed under arrest! I will call your father to come and pick you up!
(When Warren got home)
Dad: Warren, how dare you cross the American border and get arrested! That's it! You are grounded for 10 days! Go to your room now!