Tommy's dad/Derek-Brian, Simon, Scary Voice
Tommy's mom/Zara-Princess, WiseGuy
Tommy's grandfather/Zara's dad-Diesel
Tommy's mom does not get what she wants.
Tommy: Hey Dad?
Tommy's dad: What is it Tommy?
Tommy: Can we go to McDonald's?
Tommy's dad: Sure but your mother can't come unfortunately.
Tommy's mom: What? Are you leaving me out? You are joking!
Tommy's dad (Simon's voice) Zara, this is not a joke! The last time we went there, you gave the kid who ordered the last Oreo McFlurry and slapped his face! His mother nearly sued us!
Tommy's mom: But Derek and Tommy, I will be a good wife.
Tommy (Kimberly's voice): Fine but this is going out of your allowance!
(at Burger King)
Clerk: What can I get you?
Tommy: I'll have 20 chicken nuggets and a milkshake.
Tommy's dad: I'll have the same order my son is having.
Tommy's mom: I want 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke an an Oreo McFlurry.
Clerk: Sorry but there are no more Oreo McFlurries Why don't you try a soft serve cone?
Tommy's mom: What?
Tommy's dad: He is offering you a soft serve cone because there are no more Oreo McFlurries.
Tommy's mom (WiseGuy's voice): WHAT? THERE'S NO HELL ON EARTH THAT THEY'RE OUT OF (BLEEP) OREO MCFLURRIES!
Tommy's dad (Simon's voice): Keep it down! You are in a restaurant!
Tommy's mom (WiseGuy's voice): THAT'S IT! I WILL DESTROY THIS RESTAURANT!
Tommy's dad (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! ZARA, HOW COULD YOU! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED! (Simon's voice) And when we go back, we will watch the news!
Tommy's dad: Oh yeah! You are definitely standing!
Tommy's mom: But...
Tommy's dad (Simon's voice): STAND!
Karen: Hello, I'm Karen with the news. If you're wondering what's different about me, I got my old voice back because some viewers might make fun of my voice being Lawrence and I also feel that way when reporting the news. Anyway, a mother named Zara didn't get what she wanted and destroyed Burger King. With me is the clerk. Tell me what happened.
Clerk: Well, there were no more Oreo McFlurries for this mother so she went ballistic and destroyed McDonald's. She's going to have to pay a $750 fine!
(cuts to the office where Tommy's grandfather works)
Boss: Diesel Dawson, get over here right now!
Tommy's grandfather: What is it boss?
Boss: Diesel Dawson, I just watched the news that your daughter Zara has to pay a $750 fine! You're fired! Go home now!
Tommy's grandfather: I'm going to have a stern word with her before I go back home!
Tommy's dad: Zara, I can't believe we have to pay $750 due to the damages you caused at McDonald's! Also, your father just came back from work and he needs to talk to you!
Tommy's grandfather: Zara, how dare you destroy McDonald's! Now I got fired thanks to you! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded and for that, I will ask your husband to break up with you!
Tommy's mom: No! Not that!
(in church where Erika, and Annabelle are)
Priest: So Diesel, Derek, Zara and Tommy, why are you here?
Tommy's grandfather: My daughter just destroyed McDonald's all because she couldn't get what she wanted!
Priest: Derek and Zara, you are divorced.
Zara: No no no no no no no no no no no!
Erika: Shut up Zara! This is what you get for destroying McDonald's!
Annabelle: I agree with Erika!
(at Tommy's house)
Tommy's dad: Well, it looks like I have to find someone else to marry.
Tommy: I agree.