Thomas gets suspended from school and gets grounded.
Thomas: I'm going to school right now.
Teacher: Thomas, that was the 77th time you were late! Get a tardy slip!
(at principal's office)
Principal: Thomas, why are you here?
Thomas: I was late 77 times.
Principal: Here is your tardy slip!
Thomas: Screw the tardy slip!
(Thomas rips the tardy slip)
Thomas: There, now the teacher won't know.
First, I will destroy the conference room.
(Conference room is destroyed)
Now, to change the auditorium into a swimming pool.
(Auditiorium is a pool)
Teacher: Thomas, where's your tardy slip?
Thomas: I destroyed it.
Teacher: Thomas, how dare you destroy your tardy slip! That was the only one! One more thing like that and you are suspended!
Now we're going to do the flag salute.
Thomas, stand up!
Thomas: It's a free country, dragon breath!
Teacher: How dare you call me dragon breath! You get a red card and Satur...
(teacher is interrupted by a paper airplane being thrown at her by Thomas)
Teacher: Paper airplanes in class! I've had it! That's it! Go to the principal's office!
Principal: So, Thomas, why are you here?
Teacher: You'll never guess what he just did! He was late for class, destroyed his tardy slip, disrespected the flag salute, called me dragon breath, and threw a paper airplane in class!
Principal: That's it! I will get the secretary!
Secretary: Thomas, you are a bad student in school! How could you call the teacher names and disrespect the flag salute! That's it! We're having a parent conference meeting!
(at conference room)
Secretary: Oh my god! What happened to the conference room! It was clean before I came in here and now it is a mess! How can we have our conference meeting! Joseph, was that you?
Joseph: Yes, it was me.
Secretary: Changing to Scary Voice in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (Scary voice) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU MESS UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM! WE WERE TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND NOW THE MEETING IS RUINED THANKS TO YOU! NOW YOU WILL GIVE A SPEECH AND APOLOGIZE TO US! (normal voice) Come with me!
Secretary: Oh my god! Where is the auditorium? The auditorium is gone and is replaced with a swimming pool! That's it! You are suspended!
Thomas's dad: Thomas, how dare you get suspended for being late, destroying your tardy slip, disrespecting the flag salute, calling the teacher dragon breath, throwing a paper airplane in class, destroying the conference room and changing the auditorium into a pool!
Thomas: I'm sorry.
Thomas's dad: Don't 'I'm sorry' me because that won't work!
Go to your room now!