• Ryan-Emma, Kidaroo, Callie
  • Ryan's mom-Jersey Girl
  • Ryan's dad-Steven
  • Clerk-Simon
  • Customer-Brian
  • YankieDude5000-Brian
  • LouieLouie95-Eric
  • Fievel-Shy Girl
  • Shawn Brunner-Steven
  • Alison-Susan


Ryan doesn't get what he wants.


  • Ryan: Hey Mom?
  • Ryan's mom: What is it Ryan?
  • Ryan: Can we go to McDonald's?
  • Ryan's mom: No.
  • Ryan: But Mom..
  • Ryan's mom: I said no! We're having bagels!
  • Ryan's dad (off-screen): Candace, I don't have the recipe to make the bagels.
  • Ryan's mom: Did you hear that? Your father says he doesn't have the recipe to make the bagels. We can go to McDonald's.
  • (at McDonald's)
  • Clerk: What can I get you?
  • Ryan: I'll have 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, and an Oreo McFlurry.
  • Clerk: Sorry but we don't have any Oreo McFlurries. 
  • Ryan: What? Is that a joke?
  • Clerk: Don't feel bad. How about a soft serve cone instead?
  • Ryan's mom: Stop being a brat! You can either have a soft serve cone the guy is offering you sincerely or nothing at at all! Hey, where are you going?
  • (a gun he stole from a customer)
  • Customer: Hey you! That gun is mine so give it back to me right now!
  • (Censored)
  • LouieLouie95: Ouch! My leg!
  • Fievel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Shawn Brunner: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Alison: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Ryan's mom: Ryan, I can't believe you shot at YankieDude5000, LouieLouie95, Fievel, Shawn Brunner and Alison! We're going home!
  • (at home)
  • Ryan's dad: Candace, I'm back but what happened here? I can see that Ryan's crying. Don't tell me he caused trouble.
  • Ryan's mom: Well Monroe, you will be extremely mad when I say this! He shot at five people at McDonald's all because I couldn't get him what he wanted and now we're banned from coming to McDonald's forever!
  • Ryan's dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Ryan. how dare you use a firearm to shoot at five people at McDonald's! You know that doing stuff like that will get you arrested! You're very lucky we won't call any visitors to teach you a lesson! Also, we will call the cops on you if we end up on the news! You are grounded for six weeks! As for your punishment, we will change your voice!
  • Ryan (Callie's voice): Oh no! My voice is Callie! Change it back to Emma!
  • Ryan's dad: No! This is what you get! Go to your room now!
  • Ryan (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!