Inspired by Keaton Family on Supernanny Fanon Wiki.
Pterano: Petrie, don't say a bad word to your uncle! Say it again and you will be going on the Naughty Log.
Petrie: Oh, you son of a ( beep )!
Pterano: Let's go, you're gonna sit on the Naughty Log.
( Pterano deposits Petrie and confiscates his berries )
Petrie: You are a donkey.
Pterano: Pterano doesn't want those bad words because they hurt other people's feelings. Now you have to stay here for 4 minutes. Now your fruit is in The Great Valley prison!
Petrie: No! Donkey is a big thumbs up!!!!!!
( Pterano leaves Petrie on the Naughty Log )
( Petrie escapes the Naughty Log and sneaks into his uncle's nest and watches p**n on his TV. )
( Pterano uses a screwdriver to unlock the door and enters the room )
Pterano: Why does Petrie always try to escape from the Naughty Log everytime? It is exhustating.
Petrie's mother: Hey! That is a very naughty vidya! Fly back to the Naughty Log!