Security Guard-Dallas, Shy Girl
Murray gets himself in big trouble for pretending to be a news reporter.
Murray: I will pretend to be a news reporter. Hi, this is Murray Robinson and I'm here to discuss the weather. Let's return to the program.
Security Guard: Hey! What do you think you're doing here?
Murray: Oops. I'm caught.
Security Guard: Sorry for the interruption. Murray, how dare you pretend to be a news reporter! That's it! Go home now!
Murray: No! I'm going to turn you into a baby instead!
Security Guard: Murray Benjamin Robinson, how dare you threaten me! You know I can easily call the cops on you because I'm a trained security guard!
Murray: No! Here it comes!
Security Guard (shrinking): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Security Guard (speaking in Shy Girl's voice): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Murray: Shut up! This is what you get for trying to tell on me! You will be wearing nappies for the rest of your life and make a sissy and a poop in them instead of use the toilet! Now do what babies do!
Murray's dad: Murray, where have you been?
Murray: You'll be angry about this but I pretended to be a news reporter.
Murray's dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you pretend to be a news reporter? You have to be older to be a news reporter!
Murray: No! I don't care about the minimum age! Also, I forgot to tell you something.
Murray's dad: What is it?
Murray: When I was caught by security, I turned the security guard into a baby.
(DUN DUN DUN sound plays)
Murray's dad: You did what? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you turn the security guard into a baby? You know you weren't supposed to do that at all and also, you're very lucky you didn't get arrested! That's it! You are grounded grounded for 12 days!
Murray's mom: Go to your room now!
Murray (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!