Characters[]
Teacher-Catherine
Megan-Kimberly
Principal-David
Shawn Bruner-Steven
Lily Bunny-Princess
Math Teacher-Kayla
Cop-Dallas
Megan's Mom-Juile
Megan's Dad-Steven
News Anchor Rosie-Salli
AlejandroBaseball7-Young Guy
Simon-himself
Jack (mentioned)
Plot[]
Megan makes a fake lockdown and gets herself in a lot of trouble.
Transcript[]
Teacher: Okay, class. Today, we're going to watch Planes.
Megan: Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Yes. But, be back here in 5 minutes or less.
(at the Principal's office)
Principal: I need a lunch break. I'm going to Dairy Queen.
Megan: Now that the coast is clear, it's time to change my voice.
(censored)
Megan (David's voice): Oh no. Pulling on my vocal cords hurt so here it goes. Attention students, this is not a drill. There is a person wearing a hockey mask and holding sharp objects that will murder you. Please lock your doors and windows. Students, please hide under your desks for safety and be 100% quiet. Police will assist you later. (normal voice) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pulling and hitting my vocal cords feels much better.
(in the classroom)
Shawn Brunner: NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WE ARE SO SCARED!!!
Lily Bunny: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! I... DON'T... WANT... TO... DIE!!!!! WE ARE SO SCARED!!!!!
Teacher: Shawn and Lily, I know you two are scared, but we have to be 100% quiet like the principal said.
Math Teacher: Megan, why are you in the hallways when there's a serial killer out there? Get in my classroom please!
(in classroom)
Math Teacher: Sorry. But, all the desks are taken. But, you can hide in the bookcase.
(15 minutes later)
Cop: This is the police here to inform you that this lockdown was a false alarm! We will line up your students! We will search every classroom to find the student who made this prank!
(in office)
Principal: Megan, do you know why I called you in here?! Oh, wait! Never mind! Our cameras have sound now! They caught you pulling your vocal cords like mine and they caught you doing this fake lockdown prank!
Cop: This act can cause a suspension and that is what you will be doing for 14 weeks. I am also calling your Mom.
Meghan: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE TAKE OFF MY SUSPENSION!
Cop: I'm sorry, Megan, but rules are the rules. [dials the phone to call Megan's mom]
Cop: Hello, Megan's mom? Your daughter Megan made a fake lockdown prank and it terrified the whole school so much! She is suspended for 14 weeks now. Please pick her up. Okay. Bye. [Hangs up and returns to Meghan] Your mom is on her way to pick you up.
Megan's mom: Come with me, Megan!
(in car)
Megan's mom: Megan, I am very, very, very disappointed in you! I cannot believe you got suspended for 14 weeks for doing a fake lockdown prank! You know doing that kind of stuff can get you arrested!
Megan: But Mom, I am really sorry! It was supposed to be a harmless prank!
Megan's mom: NO!!! WHEN WE DO LOCKDOWNS, WE TAKE THEM VERY SERIOUSLY!!! YOU SCARED AND TRAUMATIZED THE WHOLE SCHOOL BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID!!! THERE ARE EVEN SOME STUDENTS THAT FREAKED OUT SO MUCH THAT HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE!!! WAY TO GO, MEGAN!!! YOU MADE EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL THINK THAT THERE IS A ROBBER OR A SERIAL KILLER!!! Young lady, you are in so much trouble for this!
Megan: I AM SO, SO SORRY FOR THIS!
Megan's mom: I am not accepting any apologies from you! When we get home, we will watch the news and then, you will be so grounded for a century!
(at home)
Megan's mom: Alright, Megan! I want you to start standing now!
Megan: But...
Megan's mom (Scary voice): STAND... NOW!!!
(news begins)
News Anchor Rosie: This is Rosie McDonnell Thompson with the news. In case you're wondering why I'm reporting the news, it's because I misbehaved at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. My uncle forced me to work as a news reporter as my punishment. Anyway, an incident happened at a local high school. Lots of students are scared and nearly half the entire school died from a heart attack. Some were taken to local hospitals. With me is AlejandroBaseball7. Can you hear me?
AlejandroBaseball7: Yes, Rosie. I can hear you. Lots of students were in a panic as some were taken to the hospitals. With me is the school principal, Mr. Montgomery. Tell me what happened.
Principal: Well, I was going to eat at Dairy Queen when a student named Megan made a fake lockdown, which terrorized the entire school! Megan! If you're watching this, I changed my mind about the suspension! Instead, you are expelled from this school permanently!
AlejandroBaseball7: Thank you Mr. Montgomery. We have another victim and it is an angered Dad who found out about the incident. Now, Simon, what do you have to say?
Simon: WHOEVER YOU ARE MEGAN, YOUR FAKE LOCKDOWN WAS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE! THANKS TO YOU, MY SON JACK IS TRAUMATIZED AND LOCKED IN HIS ROOM CRYING! WE HAVE TO SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST AND A FEW BEHAVIORAL THERAPISTS REGULARLY! BECAUSE OF YOU, WE ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO GIVE A LOT OF PUNISHMENTS! BECAUSE OF YOU, WE ALWAYS FIGHT AND CRY! NOW BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR FAMILY IS TORN APART! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I AM GOING TO SUE YOUR PARENTS FOR $33,000 FOR RAISING YOU POORLY! MY FAMILY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME EVER AGAIN! I AM SO DONE WITH THIS! I'M LEAVING NOW!
Megan's mom (Scary voice): WHAT?!?! THAT'S THE COST OF OUR HOUSE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! YOU ARE IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!
AlejandroBaseball7: Good. Now we will interview Megan's teacher, Ms. Catherine. Now, Ms. Catherine, what would you like to say?
Megan's teacher: MEGAN!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FREAKED OUT MY STUDENTS SO MUCH WITH YOUR FAKE LOCKDOWN PRANK!!!! A FEW OF MY STUDENTS NOW HAVE SEVERE PTSD AND ARE IN OXYGEN MASKS!!!! THEIR FAMILIES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THEY FREAKED OUT IN MY CLASS!!!! AND NOT TO MENTION, THE STUDENTS YOU SCARED SO MUCH CANNOT MOVE FOR YEARS!!!! GET OUT OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW AND NEVER EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!! IF YOU EVER COME BACK TO THE SCHOOL AGAIN, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL FOREVER!!!! I HOPE YOU GET EVERY SINGLE BONE BROKEN BY YOUR PARENTS!!!!
(back to Megan and her mom)
Megan's mom: EVERY SINGLE BONE BROKEN BY ME AND YOUR DAD, HUH?! I'M GETTING AN IDEA!
Megan's dad: (coming in the house) I heard our little troublemaker was all over the news!
Megan's mom: Oh, yeah. Jack's Father is going to take you and me to court tomorrow! And he will sue us for $33,000 because he is thinking that we are raising her poorly.
Megan's dad (Scary voice): AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! MEGAN, HOW COULD YOU DO ALL THIS?!?!?!?! THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS WITH SEVERE PTSD BECAUSE OF THE FAKE LOCKDOWN PRANK YOU MADE!!!! THIS FAKE LOCKDOWN PRANK HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE WORST DAMN THINGS YOU HAVE EVER DONE!!!! THAT, IS, SO, GODDAMN, FUCKING, IT!!!! IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY WITH A BAT!!!!
(censored as the sound of Megan's dad beating Megan to death with a bat is heard)
Megan's dad (Scary voice): THE DEED IS FUCKING DONE!!!! NOW GET YOUR GODDAMN ASS TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUTE!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROUNDED FOR A CENTURY YOU GODDAMN BITCH!!!!
(Megan, having all her bones broken, runs to her room bawling)