Lily Bunny-Shy Girl
Kent gets expelled for making a fake lockdown drill.
Teacher: It's time to take out your essays.
Kent: Can I go to the bathroom?
Kent: Now to change my voice to Alan.
(pulls vocal cords)
Kent (Alan's voice): Pulling and tugging my vocal cords hurt so much. Now to make the announcement.
Attention everybody, there's a burglar in the school. Please hide under your desks for safety.
(normal voice) Now to go back.
Lily Bunny: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Teacher 2: Kent, why are you in the hallways when there is a burglar?
Sorry but the desks are full.
Principal: Attention students, it was reported that there is no burglar in the school. Please troublemaker, go to the office.
Principal: I caught you! You made your voice sound like mine and made a prank drill! That act can suspend you!
Kent's mom: Stop crying Kent! It's your own fault!
Kent: I want to make a joke!
Kent's mom: That was not a joke!
Kent's mom: Well you're definitely standing!
Kent's mom: STAND!
Kent: I will not stand!
(Kent throws his mom on the ground)
Kent's mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Kent: That's what you get for commanding me to stand!
Kent's dad: Kimberly, why are you crying?
Kent's mom: Diesel, my son threw me on the ground and he just escaped with my car. Before any troublemaker like Kent has to watch the news, I command him or her to stand but he refused to stand and that's why he threw me on the ground. Also, he took a one way trip to New York and how are we going to get him back?
Kent's dad: I'm sure he will be grounded.
Teacher: Diesel and Kimberly Fisher, why isn't your son here?
Kent's mom: Well, you must be Kent's teacher.
Teacher: I am and I hereby charge a $749 fine due to the lockdown prank your son created!
Kent's mom: A $749 fine? That's more than the price of the house! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! He is so grounded for life!