Voices[]
Evil Red = Wiseguy
Soldier = Joey
Mrs Soldier = Kate
Mr Mackey = Scary Voice
Transcript[]
Soldier:Evil Red, since tommorrow is your birthday, your getting your presents, but they will not be made by Dimension Films and View Askew Productions.
Evil Red: (in Shadow's voice) Nooooooooooooooooooo! (normal voice) I wanted stuff made by Dimension & View Askew Productions!
Mrs. Soldier: Too slow, so sick, you'll be going to bed early.
(On Evil Red's Birthday)
Evil Red: Let's see if angrywalkthroughs got me a DVD of Clerks: The Animated Series.
Evil Red: Oh No! My Present is not there!
Soldier: That's Right, Evil Red, We didn't get you the DVD you wanted, but we did get you some presents!
Evil Red: Really?
Mrs. Soldier: Yes, there in the living room right now!
(cut to the Living Room)
Evil Red: What? this is not what i wanted!
Soldier: That's right, we got you Movies, Baby Shows Toys, & Video Games not made by Dimension and View Askew Productions.
Soldier: Such as Max & Ruby: Bunnytales on DVD, Dora & Friends: Doggie Day on DVD, Blue's Room: Beyond Your Wildest Dreams on DVD, Drawing all over Barney's face: Let's Go to the Doctor on DVD, Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip on DVD, Rio 1 and 2 on DVD.
Soldier: & More such as Turbo on DVD, Hotel Translyvania 1 and 2 on DVD, Danger Mouse: The Complete Series on DVD, Ruby Gloom: Grounded in Gloomsville on DVD, Sesame Street: Sing It Elmo! on DVD, Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake on DVD and Regular Show: The Movie on DVD!
Mr Mackey: Evil Red I Got Some Toys For You Is Not Made By Dimension And View Askew Productions.
Mrs. Soldier: And Games like Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, Call of Duty: Black Ops. 2, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time, Pokemon Sun, Rayman Legends and Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice!
Evil Red: (in Shadow's voice) Noooooooooooooooo! (normal voice) This is not what i wanted! I Wanted A DVD Of Clerks: The Animated Series!
Soldier: We Were Going To Say Go To Your Room, But Instead Start Watching Your DVDs, Then Start Playing those video games we got you! you are grounded
Evil Red: Well, I can't believe i need to watch my shows & movies and play my video games, this is my worst birthday ever!