Characters[]
Eric-himself
Kumi-Kimberly
Teacher-Young Guy/Charlie
Doctor-Lawrence/Wiseguy
Principal-Dave/Kidaroo
Eric's dad-Diesel
Eric's mom-Kate
Plot[]
Eric is grounded for taking steroids.
Transcript[]
Kumi: Guess what? I smuggled steroids.
Eric: Let me have some.
(he gets strong)
Eric: Great!
Teacher: It's time for a medical checkup. Go to the doctor's office.
Doctor: You've been taking steroids! Go to the principal's office!
Eric: No! Stupid fat doctor!
Doctor: Hey! Don't call me a stupid fat doctor!
Eric: That's because you are a mean and nasty doctor who loves to wear bikinis!
Doctor: Eric, don't ever talk smack to me again!
Eric: Everyone hates you! You freak!
Doctor (Wiseguy's voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! ERIC, HOW DARE YOU TALK SMACK TO ME AGAIN! YOU KNOW I EASILY GET OFFENDED BY THAT! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE ON THE DOUBLE!
(in office)
Principal: You've been taking steroids! You're expelled!
Eric: Wait! Before I go home, I forgot to tell you something!
Principal: What is it?
Eric: I think you're gonna get angry about this but I talked smack to Dr. Greene.
Principal (Kidaroo's voice): WHAT... DID... YOU... SAY? YOU TALKED SMACK TO A DOCTOR!?!? THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE EXPELLED! GO HOME OTHERWISE I WILL TALK SMACK TO YOU!
Eric's dad: How dare you take steroids, talk smack to a doctor, and get expelled? You are grounded for life!
Eric's mom: Go to your room now!