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CharactersEdit

Eric-himself

Teacher-Kate

Principal-Alan

Student-Shy Girl

Student 2-Eric

Police Officer-Dallas

Eric's mom-Kate

David-himself

Priest-Steven

PlotEdit

Eric makes a fake lockdown and refuses to get picked up.

TranscriptEdit

Teacher: Today we're going to watch Madeline and the Gypsies.

Eric: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Yes.

(at office)

Principal: I'm going to go to the restroom.

Eric: Now that I'm free, I will make a fake lockdown. 

Eric (Alan's voice): Pulling my vocal cords really hurt. Now to make the announcement. Attention everyone, there's a burglar in the hallways. Please hide under your desks until the police officers arrive. (normal voice) Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(in classroom)

Student: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Student 2: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Police Officer (over intercom): Attention students. It has been reported that there WAS NO BURGLAR! ONLY someone here at school made a prank lockdown! Find that person and suspend him!

(at office)

Principal: I caught you! You pulled your vocal cords to make them sound like mine and made a fake lockdown! That act will suspend you!

Eric: No no no no no! I don't want a suspension!

Principal: Too bad! I will call your mom, brother and sister!

Eric: No! I want to walk home! I don't want to get picked up!

Principal: We can't trust you to walk home on your own!

Eric: I want to walk home! Besides, I killed Ivy!

Principal: Changing to Diesel's voice in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (Diesel's voice) OH OH OH  OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! ERIC SMITH HOW DARE YOU KILL YOUR BABY SISTER! THAT'S A VIOLATION OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! 

Eric: That's because I don't want to get picked up! Let me walk home!

(Eric walks out of office)

Eric: At last, I get to go home!

David: Eric, the principal told you...

Eric: David, I said (Kidaroo's voice) DO NOT MEET ME ON MY WAY!

(Eric beats up David)

(David cries loud like a baby)

Eric: Shut up crybaby!

(Eric continues on his way)

(at home)

Eric's mom: Eric, how dare you make a fake lockdown drill, refuse to get picked up by me, kill your litte sister and beat up your brother when he met you on the way home! Now we are going to Ivy's funeral and David has to stay in the hospital forever!

(at church)

Principal: We're gathered together to mourn the death of Ivy Smith.

Eric: This is the stupidest funeral ever!

Eric's mom: Eric, how dare you misbehave at Ivy's funeral! You have gone way too far!

(Eric knocks his mom to the ground)

Eric's mom: Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Eric: I will never go to any funeral!

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