Count Von Count-Simon
Eric: I wonder what's on TV.
Announcer: And now, back to Sesame Street.
Eric: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I hate Sesame Street! I'm gonna kill the characters!
(at Sesame Street)
Eric: I'm gonna kill you!
Big Bird: No no no no no no no no no no no!
Ernie: No no no no no no no no no no no!
Bert: No no no no no no no no no no no!
Count Von Count: No no no no no no no no no no no!
Eric: Too bad!
(Fight is censored)
Eric: I killed Sesame Street.
Eric's dad: Eric, thank you for killing Sesame Street. You know we hate that show because it's stupid.
Eric's mom: You are now ungrounded for 100 years. You can do whatever you want.
(at Ivy's room)
Ivy: I wonder if Sesame Street is on.
Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you that Sesame Street has been killed by Eric. So Sesame Street is not coming up. Let's skip to Teletubbies.
Ivy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Sesame Street! Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaa!
Eric's dad: What's wrong Ivy? Why are you crying?
Ivy: Sesame Street is dead.
Ivy: Did you kill Sesame Street?
Eric: Yes I did because my parents hated that show.
Ivy: No no no! How could you? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Eric's dad: Good! You deserve it, Ivy! You are grounded grounded grounded for becoming a fan of Sesame Street until the show gets cancelled.
Eric's mom: As for your punishment, someone is going to beat you up! Do you know who he is? I'll give you a hint. He is the cat-eared Save-Um who pilots the Zoomer and goes on most of the missions.
Ivy: I don't want to be beaten up by Custard.
Eric's dad: That's right. Custard is going to beat you up with a chainsaw. Custard, beat Ivy up.
Custard: This is what you will get for becoming a fan of Sesame Street. Now prepare to be beaten up with my chainsaw.
(The TV static occurs followed by the technical difficulties sign)