Big Bird-Dallas



Count Von Count-Simon

Eric's dad-Diesel

Eric's mom-Kate




Eric kills Sesame Street because his parents hate it. As a result, Custard beats Ivy up with his purple chainsaw sword for becoming a Sesame Street fan.


Eric: I wonder what's on TV.

Announcer: And now, back to Sesame Street.

Eric: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I hate Sesame Street! I'm gonna kill the characters!

(at Sesame Street)

Eric: I'm gonna kill you!

Big Bird: No no no no no no no no no no no!

Ernie: No no no no no no no no no no no!

Bert: No no no no no no no no no no no!

Count Von Count: No no no no no no no no no no no!

Eric: Too bad!

(Fight is censored)

Eric: I killed Sesame Street.

(at home)

Eric's dad: Eric, thank you for killing Sesame Street. You know we hate that show because it's stupid.

Eric's mom: You are now ungrounded for 100 years. You can do whatever you want.

(at Ivy's room)

Ivy: I wonder if Sesame Street is on.

Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you that Sesame Street has been killed by Eric. So Sesame Street is not coming up. Let's skip to Teletubbies.

Ivy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Sesame Street! Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaa!

Eric's dad: What's wrong Ivy? Why are you crying?

Ivy: Sesame Street is dead.

(back downstairs)

Ivy: Did you kill Sesame Street?

Eric: Yes I did because my parents hated that show.

Ivy: No no no! How could you? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eric's dad: Good! You deserve it, Ivy! You are grounded grounded grounded for becoming a fan of Sesame Street until the show gets cancelled.

Eric's mom: As for your punishment, someone is going to beat you up! Do you know who he is? I'll give you a hint. He is the cat-eared Save-Um who pilots the Zoomer and goes on most of the missions.

Ivy: I don't want to be beaten up by Custard.

Eric's dad: That's right. Custard is going to beat you up with a chainsaw. Custard, beat Ivy up.

(Custard appears)

Custard: This is what you will get for becoming a fan of Sesame Street. Now prepare to be beaten up with my chainsaw.

(The TV static occurs followed by the technical difficulties sign)

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