Kate Smith would rather eat at a fancy restaurant than spend time at Ivy's birthday.
Eric: Hey Mom, it's my sister Ivy's birthday and we're going to Olive Garden.
E/D's mom: No way! I'd rather eat at a fancy restaurant!
E/D's dad: Kate, we are going to Olive Garden so get used to it!
(at Olive Garden)
David: This sure is the best part.
Ivy: I know.
E/D's mom: Eric, can I use the bathroom.
Eric: Yes, but make it quick.
E/D's mom: Screw this party. I'm going to a fancy restaurant.
David: Happy birthday dear Ivy. Happy birthday to you.
Ivy: Thank you for singing that but where's Mom?
Eric: It doesn't take a girl that long to go to the bathroom.
David: Wait a minute, she went to the fancy restaurant!
(at Fancy Restaurant)
Eric: Mom, what are you doing here? You were supposed to join your daughter's birthday!
David: Eric is right! This is a family event!
E/D's dad: Kate, you don't sneak out and go to a fancy restaurant! You almost had us worried sick, as we were about to call the cops on you!
E/D's mom: But Diesel, Eric, David and Ivy, I'm sorry.
E/D's dad: Don't "I'm sorry" me because that won't work at a time like this!
Ivy: How could you do this on my birthday! You are the worst mother of mine!
E/D's dad: You're lucky you are not getting Warren-style punishments but in the meantime, that was even worse than the day your son Eric ate Ivy's McDonald's! You are grounded for life! Go upstairs now!
E/D's mom (running upstairs): Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!
E/D's dad: Your mother is the worst ever.
Eric: Yes she is.
David: I agree.
E/D's dad: So what do you say we celebrate your sister's birthday here instead?
Eric: Great idea.