Dylan's sick voice-Duncan
Dylan's angry voice-Steven
Dylan wants to go to Japan.
Dylan: Hey Dad.
Dylan's dad: What is it Dylan?
Dylan: Can I got Japan?
Dylan's dad: Sorry but you have school.
Teacher: What's wrong Dylan?
Dylan (Duncan's voice): I'm sick and when I'm sick, my voice is Duncan.
Teacher: Go to the Nurse's office.
Clerk: Where do you want to go?
Dylan: To Japan.
Clerk: It's flight 872.
(back at school)
Math Teacher: TJ, why are you worried?
TJ: My brother Dylan escaped school. They say he's going to Japan.
(back with Dylan)
Airplane Announcer: Welcome to Japan.
Dylan: Japan is the best.
Dylan's mom: Why are you shocked and familiar?
Dylan: I gotta get out of here.
Dylan's mom (Scary voice): GET BACK HERE!
Dylan's dad: Dylan, how dare you go to Japan while grounded!
Dylan: Mom, how did you even find me in Japan?
Dylan's mom: You should know I went on vacation there!
Dylan: Changing to Steven's voice in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (Steven's voice) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! MOM, ONE DOES NOT SNEAK UP ON, FIND, OR MEET SOMEONE LIKE THAT TO GROUND THEM! THAT'S IT! I WILL BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU!
(BSOD for protection)
Dylan's mom: (Crying loud like a baby)
Cathy: Oh my god! Dylan, how dare you beat up your mother! You have gone way too far!
Dylan's dad: You are grounded for life! Go upstairs to your room now!
Dylan: I don't even care! I wish I never met my mom in Japan at all!
Dylan's dad: How dare you wish you never met your mom in Japan at all!
Dylan: That's it! I will explode my mom via 1812 Overture!
Dylan's dad: You better not!
Dylan: That's it! Time to explode my mom!
(1812 Overture plays)
(And so Dylan's mom was killed due to an explosion all because she met him in Japan)
(Cuts to a funeral where TJ and Cathy are crying except for Dylan)