Joseph and Diana's dad-Diesel
Joseph's sister Diana is getting her belly button pierced for the first time and she is brave.
Joseph and Diana's dad: Diana, we have some good news. Since you are 17, you are going to get your belly button pierced for the first time so be brave.
Diana: Is this similar to getting a flu shot?
Joseph: No Diana. It just hurts a little.
(at the piercing place)
Jock's mom: Please Jock, I don't want my belly button pierced. I really didn't mean to ask you if you could engage me at Wendy's.
Jock: Too bad Mom! This is what you get for freaking out over the lack of chocolate frosties and yes, you did mean to ask if I could engage you!
Piercing Artist: The artist is here.
Joseph: Diana, be brave.
Piercing Artist: Diana, can you remove your blouse?
(Diana removes her blouse to reveal her bra)
Piercing Artist: This will only hurt 5 to 10 minutes.
(he pierces Diana's belly button)
Diana: Ow. That hurt but not too long.
Joseph and Diana's dad: Diana, thank you for not crying. You are not grounded. When we go home, you will get a special treat.
Diana: Thank you.