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CharactersEdit

  • Derek-Brian
  • Derek's mom-Catherine
  • Clerk-Dallas
  • Macy Whitehouse-Ivy
  • Hannah Whitehouse-Kate
  • Natalie Blackstone-Grace
  • Hilary Marigold-Susan
  • Jimmy (Jimmy Two Shoes)-Young Guy
  • Derek's dad-Alan
  • Sarah West-Joanna
  • Fievel Mousekewitz-Ivy
  • Kooky Von Koopa-Emma
  • Shawn Brunner-Steven
  • Alison-Susan
  • Kumi-Kimberly
  • Custard (Purple Ranger)-Jennifer

PlotEdit

Derek gets into a lot of trouble for destroying the entire Burger King restaurant for not getting what he wanted. At the end, he gets beaten up by Custard the Purple Ranger.

TranscriptEdit

  • Derek: Hey, Mom.
  • Derek's mom: What is it, Derek?
  • Derek: Can we please go to Burger King?
  • Derek's mom: No. 
  • Derek: Why not? 
  • Derek's mom: Because the last time we went to Burger King, you gave that little kid who ordered the last Oreo Milkshake a wedgie and slapped his face. His mom nearly sued us.
  • Derek: I know, but I promise I'll be good this time.
  • Derek's mom: Fine, but this is coming out of your own wallet this time.
  • Derek: Yay!
  • (at Burger King)
  • Clerk: What can I get you?
  • Derek's mom: I would like a salad with a Diet Coke.
  • Derek: & I'll have twenty piece chicken nuggets, large French fries, a medium Coke and an Oreo Milkshake Please.
  • Clerk: I'm sorry, to say this, but all the Oreo Milkshakes are sold out.
  • Derek: Again? You've got to be joking! 
  • Clerk: Don't feel bad, young man. How about a soft serve cone instead?
  • Derek: Why?
  • Derek's mom: Because, Derek, all the Oreo Milkshakes are sold out. & He is offering you a soft serve cone instead. Get it right now.
  • Derek (shouting in Simon's voice): NO WAY! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE OREO MILKSHAKES ARE SOLD OUT!
  • Derek's mom: Derek, stop shouting! This is a restaurant. You can either have a soft serve cone, or you can have nothing at all. 
  • (Derek sees Macy Whitehouse holding an Oreo Milkshake)
  • Derek: Hey! That little girl has the last Oreo Milkshake! 
  • (Derek runs over to Macy)
  • Derek: Hey! You! Give me that Oreo Milkshake!
  • Macy: Why? It's mine. My big sister, Hannah, ordered it for me. 
  • Derek: Your sister ordered the last Oreo Milkshake for you? That's it! I'm gonna punch you now!
  • (Derek punches Macy)
  • Macy (crying): Ooooowwwww! That hurt! 
  • (Macy runs off crying in Bubbles' voice)
  • Derek's mom: Derek, how dare you hit that little girl just because she has the last Oreo Milkshake? Please have a soft serve cone & Apologize to her right now!
  • Derek (shouting in Simon's voice): NO! I DON'T WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THAT LITTLE GIRL & HAVE A SOFT SERVE CONE! IF I DO SO, THEN HER OLDER SISTER MIGHT KILL ME! 
  • Derek's mom: Derek, This is your last warning! Either apologize to the girl and have the soft serve cone or else we are going straight back home Your choice.
  • Derek: (Scary Voice) SHUT UP MOM, THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA SABOTAGE AND DESTROY BURGER KING AND HURT A LITTLE GIRL VERY BAD!
  • Derek's mom: You'd better not, you will face time in jail if you do so. 
  • Derek (Scary Voice): NEVER! I DON'T WANT THE SOFT SERVE CONE & I'M GONNA DESTROY THIS PLACE AND THAT'S A CAPITAL FINAL! 
  • (Rock Music Plays as Derek Destroys Burger King and attacks the customers as the action is censored. He throws a table and crushes Macy's leg)
  • Derek (Shouty's) ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME ENGAGE ME!
  • Fievel: (Larry's voice) Noooooooooooo! (normal voice) Not this again!
  • Macy: Hannah! Help me! I broke my leg! I broke my leg! 
  • Shawn Brunner: (screams in Leonardo's voice from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
  • Kooky Von Koopa: (Wilt's voice) No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooo!
  • Alison: Oh no!
  • Gfourtx: (crying in patrick's voice)
  • (Burger King was eventually destroyed in a blazing inferno)
  • Derek's Mom: (Scary Voice) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! OH MY GOD! DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY BURGER KING?! THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT BACK HOME RIGHT NOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING NOTHING AT ALL!!
  • (In The Car)
  • Derek: (Bloo crying sound effect)
  • Derek's Mom: Stop Crying Derek it's your own fault stop crying like Bloo. I told you if you kept on acting up. You will get nothing.
  • Derek: Mom all i wanted was a Oreo Milkshake but i did not get one So that is why had to hit that Little Girl. & throwed a table to crush her leg.
  • Derek's Mom: No! The reason why you did not get a Oreo Milkshake Is because they were all Sold Out. So the clerk asked if you wanted A Soft Serve Cone instead but no you destroyed Burger King! & this will be the last time i will ever take you to Burger King & Other Fast Food Places.
  • Derek: OK Mom I get it I'm very sorry, can we please go back To Burger King and apologize to the girl get a soft-serve cone?
  • Derek's mom: No, absolutely not. We Are Home Right Now.
  • (At home)
  • Derek's dad: What just happened here? I can see that Derek is crying like Bloo. Please don't tell me he got in trouble again. 
  • Derek's mom: Well, you will not believe this. He caused a huge resonance cascade which completely destroyed a local Burger King restaurant, hurting a little girl very badly, and now we have to pay a lot of money thanks to Derek's resonance cascade!
  • Derek's dad: (500 Louder) Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Derek, how dare you cause a resonance cascade at a local Burger King? You know you could get arrested for something like that! That's it! You are grounded until the 20th anniversary of Mulan! As a result We are going to put a diaper on you. 
  • Derek: Wait guys I'm way too old for Diapers I'm 15 years old now come on. 
  • Derek's Dad: We are sorry Derek but we have no other choice to put a diaper On you. 
  • [Alan Crystal puts a diaper On Derek.] 
  • Derek: Ouch that really hurts It's Throbbing Me 
  • Derek's Dad: I Don't Care If is Throbbing You. Now You Will Go PeePees & PooPoos In you diaper instead of your toilet & we will burn all your underwear & smash the toilet.  
  • Kumi: Normally I would say go to your room right now and starting tomorrow, you will watch The Lion King with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates everyday, but instead I'll say this. Custard the Purple Ranger is going to beat you up! Custard, beat Derek up!
  • (Custard appears)
  • Custard: This is what you will get for wanting an Oreo Milkshake instead of the soft-serve cone. Now I'm going to smash your body! Prepare to die!
  • (censored)
  • Custard: (in his TV show voice) Yes! (normal voice) Derek is dead! Derek is dead forever and will burn in hell.
  • Derek's mom: Unbelievable! Derek's behavior was even worse and more horrible than Starscream's behavior. 
  • Kumi: I agree. He doesn't have a life. I hope Heaven will teach Derek a lesson.
  • Custard: Derek will have no Burger King For Life.
  • (Meanwhile at a local hospital, Macy is bedridden and her leg is in a cast)
  • Hannah: Are you okay, Macy?
  • Macy: Yeah, I guess. I can't believe I have to wear a cast for a few weeks. Hannah, do you think I'll be able to walk again after they take my cast off?
  • Hannah: I'm pretty sure you will. Those tables and chairs at fast-food places look really heavy. No wonder you got injured when Derek threw one of the tables at you. You should be lucky that you only broke your leg during that rampage at Burger King.
  • Natalie: Yeah, you should.
  • Macy: I guess I am lucky. But it was horrible. We barely escaped with our lives. I'm so glad we made it out of there alive and that those medics came to my rescue.
  • Natalie: So are we, Macy. We're so glad we survived during the destruction of Burger King. Derek can be pretty destructive and chaotic when things don't go his way. I don't know why these troublesome people in YVONDCity always act like that when they don't get what they want.
  • Hilary: I don't know, either. Man, I sure wish Derek didn't have such a horrible temper.
  • Natalie: Don't we all?
  • Hannah: Don't you get bored when you're recovering from a serious injury in a hospital, Macy?
  • Macy: Uh, yeah, kind of.
  • Hannah: Well, I brought you a DVD of Jimmy Two Shoes Season 2, Volume 1 so you can watch all 12 episodes during the next 3 weeks of your time in the hospital. How does that sound?
  • Macy: Oh, I would love that!
  • (Macy watches Jimmy Two Shoes while she is recovering, and Hannah gives her a stuffed animal to keep her company)