Cameron's mom-Salli

Cameron's dad-Brian

Brian-Male Japanese Police Officers

Salli-Female Japanese Police Officers

Brian-Male Japanese Paramedics

Salli-Female Japanese Paramedics


This is a remake on Arthur's Big Hit.


Cameron: I told you not to touch it!

Paige: You built it all wrong! Did you read the directions? It didn't fly for one second! It's not my fault that you made a plane that can't fly..

Cameron: I told you NOT... TO... TOUCH IT!

(he punches Paige and begins violenty attacking and aggravatingly assaulting her and stabbing her with a knife and causing heavy objects to fall on her, forming a dust cloud as we hear bone breaking sounds, crashing sound effects and blood splattering sounds as Cameron broke Paige's left leg, causing the bone broke and stuck out her skin.)

Paige: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Cameron's mom (off-screen): Cameron Wexford, get over here right now!

Cameron (guilty): Uh-oh, last name!

Male Japanese Paramedic: It's gonna be okay, Paige Wexmord. Take some deep breaths and I'll hook you up to an oxygen mask. This may hurt but we need to lift you onto the stretcher. Okay, 1, 2, 3, lift!

Female Japanese Paramedic: I'm so sorry to say this, but we have to amputate your left leg because you are prone to infection. We have to do it as quickly as possible so there's no time any anesthesia. I'm so sorry, we also ask everyone but the doctors please go outside because this will be disgusting and hard to watch!

Derek's mom: Wait, where's Cameron?

Male Japanese Paramedic: The Japanese police were called to find and apprehend him! Please wait outside the house for them! We'll be done with her in no time.

[Cut to outside the Wexford residence. The Japanese police are everywhere as the Japanese paramedics amputate Paige's left leg, causing her to scream in pain.]

Female Japanese Police Officer: Where is your son, Cameron.

Cameron's dad: I think he locked himself in his bedroom.

Female Japanese Police Officer: Okay, thank you! We will get a hold of him no matter what it takes!

Male Japanese Police Officer: Open up, Cameron Wexford! We know you're in there!

Cameron: What the hell?! You can't get me with your life depending on it!

Female Japanese Police Officer: You wanna bet?!!

[The Japanese police broke down Cameron's bedroom door and pinned him down to handcuff him]

Female Japanese Police Officer: Get on the ground now!!

[Cut to: Cameron behind bars in prison with his family angry at him]

Cameron's mom: [in Veena 1700% louder] Words cannot even begin to describe how pissed off we are at you! We can't believe you confined your sister, Paige to a wheelchair because you are very selfish and cruel! When you punched your sister, Paige and violently attacked and assaulted her, she fell on her back so bad that the bones in her back broke and she broke her left leg so bad the bone broke and stuck out her skin! She's now confined to a wheelchair until she recovers from her injuries and Shimajirō Shimano and his friends use the Dragon Balls to wish her left leg back! I hope your time in Japanese prison will give you time to reflect on your stupid, pathetic, selfish, disgraceful and idiotic actions! After you serve your 6 month sentence, you'll be grounded until you pay off her medical and therapy bills! Go on your prison bed and sleep right now!