Caitlin, Candace, Customer, Manager-Steven

Caitlin's mom-Jennifer

Caitlin's dad-Young Guy


Princess Peach-Princess

Princess Daisy-Salli

Princess Rosalina-Kate


Caitlin freaks out at KFC.


Caitlin's dad: I'm taking Candace to go to swim class.

Candace: Have a good day.

Caitlin's dad: Take care Caitlin Nicoleson.

Caitlin's mom: Where do you want to go?

Caitlin: KFC.

(at KFC)

Clerk: Hi, I'm Monroe. What can I get you?

Caitlin's mom: This is only for my daughter, Caitlin Nicoleson.

Caitlin: Anyway, I'll have 18 popcorn chicken, fries, a Pepsi and a chocolate chip cake.

Clerk: Sorry but there are no more chocolate chip cakes left.

Caitlin: What? Is this a joke?

Clerk: Don't feel bad. How about a red velvet cake instead?


Caitlin's mom: Caitlin, stop being a brat! You can either have a red velvet cake your sister's boyfriend is offering you sincerely or you will have nothing! Hey where are you going?

(a gun she stole from a customer)

Customer: Hey you! That gun is mine so give it back to me right now!

(censored among gunshots)

Clerk: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Princess Peach: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! My leg!

Princess Daisy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Princess Rosalina: Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Caitlin's mom: Come with me!

(in office)

Manager: So, Mrs. Nicoleson, why are you and your daughter here?

Caitlin's mom: Well Jeff Sutphen, my daughter shot at her sister's boyfriend Monroe, plus Peach, Daisy and Rosalina!

Manager: Let me see the footage.

(Footage plays)

Manager: Oh my god! How dare you kill your sister's boyfriend and three other customers in this restaurant? You know Peach, Daisy and Rosalina were one of my friends and not only that, it's against the law and I could have come in and called the cops! That's it! You are banned from KFC for one month!

(at home as Candace enters wearing a bikini with her father as Caitlin is crying)

Caitlin's dad: I'm back but what happened here? I see Caitlin crying.

Caitlin's mom: Well Candace, you will be so mad when I say this! Your sister shot at your boyfriend and three other people at KFC all because I couldn't get her what she wanted! Now we're banned from KFC for one month!

Candace: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Caitlin, how dare you use a firearm to shoot at my boyfriend and three other people at KFC! You could have gotten us arrested for doing that! You are not supposed to kill someone all because they ran out of something you like! That's it! You are grounded for one month and I will call the cops if we end up on the news!

Caitlin (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!