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CharactersEdit

Caillou-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Doris-Julie

Boris-Eric

Priest-Diesel

PlotEdit

For killing Rosie, Caillou has to attend her funeral, which he doesn't like.

TranscriptEdit

Caillou: I'm bored.

(Doris and Boris walk in crying)

Caillou: Why are you crying, Mom and Dad?

Boris: You killed Rosie yesterday so we're going to her funeral!

Caillou: No way, Rosie was the worst sister of mine so I'm not going!

Doris: Go there or you're grounded!

(at church)

Priest: We are gathered together to mourn the daughter of Doris and Boris.

Boris: Rosie was a nice daughter of us. We used to change her diapers and give her a bath.

Caillou: No she was not! I will give you all the real speech! Deal with it, Dad and Mom!

Rosie was the worst sister ever! She grounds me every time even though I don't mean to misbehave at her tea party! She is a (BLEEP)!

(someone off-screen gasps)

I have no sympathy for her at all!

Boris: Caillou, how dare you talk that way about our daughter! We're going home now!

(at home)

Doris: You're lucky. Big Rock is playing but in the meantime, that was even worse than the one you said at Mr. Hinkle's funeral! You are grounded for 17 days!

Boris: First punishment, I will stole Angelina Ballerina and Camp Lakebottom DVDs, available for Corus Entertainment.

Caillou: No! I'm putting them to do this on DVDs. Made by Corus Entertainment.

Boris: Too bad. Put to Rosie and time to break with his hammer!

  • BORIS SMASHES DVDS*

Boris: Second punishment, I will give a boombox. It doesn't play Pomp and Circumstance, because it plays Big Rock.

  • BIG ROCK PLAYS*

Boris: Third punishment, I will send to bit.ly/caillougetsgrounded and I will give a grounded video.

  • GROUNDED VIDEO PLAYS*

Boris: Fourth punishment, time to deserve them to flush down. Say bye bye.

  • BORIS FLUSHES CAILLOU*

Boris: And for the final punishment, 100 burgers will be fat. And I will drop to the water and you will be eaten by the megalodon.

  • BORIS DROPS CAILLOU, THEN CAILLOU GETS KILLED BY MEGALODON*

Boris: And that's the end! Next video stars Caillou misbehaving at the park, made by Caillou Reloaded. Subscribe to your channel, and I'm leaving out the house!