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CharactersEdit

Andrette-Princess

Andrew-Eric

Andrette's mom-Salli

Andrette's dad-Young Guy

Brian-Male Japanese Police Officers

Salli-Female Japanese Police Officers

Brian-Male Japanese Paramedics

Salli-Female Japanese Paramedics

PlotEdit

This is a remake of Arthur's Big Hit, when Arthur punched DW after she broke the plane, but with a brutal and deadliest and nearly fatal beating.

TranscriptEdit

Andrette: I told you not to touch it!

Andrew: You built it all wrong! Did you read the directions? I didn't fly for one second! It's not my fault if you made a plane that can't fly...

Andrette: I told you NOT.. TO... TOUCH IT!

(she punches Andrew and begins violenty attacking and aggravatingly assaulting him and stabbing him with a knife, forming a dust cloud as we hear bone breaking sounds and blood splattering sounds as Andrette broke Andrew's left leg, causing the bone broke and stuck out his skin.)

Andrew: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Andrette's mom (offscreen): Andrette Clark, get over here right now!

Andrette (guilty): Uh-oh, last name.

(Moments later after Andrew's parents put an ice pack on Andrew)

Andrette's mom: Andrette, how could you do this to your own family. You should know doing stuff like that is against the law and you could end up in court! That's it, you are in the biggest trouble ever, this means we're calling the Japanese police on you!

Male Japanese Paramedic: It's gonna be okay, Andrew Clark. Take some deep breaths and I'll hook you up to an oxygen mask. This may hurt but we need to lift you onto the stretcher. Okay, 1, 2, 3, lift!

Female Japanese Paramedic: I'm so sorry to say this, but we have to amputate your left leg because you are prone to infection. We have to do it as quickly as possible so there's no time for anesthesia. I'm so sorry, we also ask everyone but the doctors please go outside because this will be disgusting and hard to watch!

Andrette's mom: Wait, where's Andrette?

Male Japanese Paramedic: The Japanese police were called to find and apprehend her! Please wait outside the house for them! We'll be done with him in no time.

[Cut to outside Andrette's house. The Japanese police are everywhere as the Japanese paramedics amputate Andrew's left leg, causing him to scream in pain.]

Female Japanese Police Officer: Where is your daughter, Andrette.

Andrette's dad: I think she locked herself in her bedroom.

Female Japanese Police Officer: Okay, thank you! We will get a hold of her no matter what it takes!

Male Japanese Police Officer: Open up, Andrette Clark! We know you're in there!

Andrette: What the hell?! You can't get me with your life depending on it!

Female Japanese Police Officer: You wanna bet?!!

[The Japanese police broke down Andrette's bedroom door and pinned her down to handcuff her]

Female Japanese Police Officer: Get on the ground now!!

[Cut to: Andrette behind bars in prison with her family angry at her]

Andrette's mom: [in Emma voice 1500% louder] Words cannot even begin to describe how pissed off we are at you! We can't believe you confined your brother, Andrew to a wheelchair because you are very selfish and cruel! When you punched your brother Andrew and violently attacked and assaulted him, he fell on his back so bad that the bones in his back broke and he broke his left leg so bad the bone broke and stuck out his skin! He's now confined to a wheelchair until he recovers from his injuries and Shimajirō Shimano and his friends use the Dragon Balls to wish his left leg back! I hope your time in Japanese prison will give you time to reflect on your stupid, pathetic, selfish, disgraceful and idiotic actions! After you serve your 10 week sentence, you'll be grounded until you pay off his medical and therapy bills! Go on your prison bed and sleep right now!