Alan Nickerson-himself




Sallie's father gets grounded for putting Alison in her swimsuit.


Alan Nickerson: I'm Alan Nickerson and before I put Alison in her swimsuit, I just want to say that my daughter, Sallie, has been a troublemaker. I don't know what's up with her. First, she destroyed A&W and now she made a fake lockdown drill. She said it was a harmless joke but when we do lockdowns, we have to take them seriously. Now to put Alison in her swimsuit.

(Alison arrives)

Alison: What's up?

Alan Nickerson: I'm going to put you in your swimsuit.

(He puts Alison in her swimsuit)

Alan Nickerson: Yes I did it.

Alison: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Alan Nickerson, how dare you put me in my swimsuit! I'm putting on my clothes!

(Alison puts on her clothes)

Alison: Now to send you to Sallie!

(at home)

Sallie: Dad, how dare you put Alison in her swimsuit! You know that putting other girls in their swimsuits is the wrong choice! 

Alan Nickerson: But Sallie, I'm sorry.

Sallie: Don't "I'm sorry" me because that won't work at a time like this! You are grounded for 12 weeks! Go to your room now!

Alan Nickerson (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!